I just spent the better part of 3 hours (John had spent an additional 2 hours) trying to adjust the length of these beautiful 2 inch wood slat blinds John hung in the kitchen window.
I HATE blinds! Oh how I HATE these stinkin blinds. I hate strings, and adjusters and stupid little buttons that your supposed to just push into place. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
Dear Engineer People who made these instructions,
You should be sent to the outer limits of hell and sentenced to spend eternity splayed on a metal stake over a burning inferno.
Dear potential homebuyer,
I apologize for the stupid blinds in the kitchen window. If you think you could do better, I'd love to see it!