Tuesday, September 08, 2009


I just spent the better part of 3 hours (John had spent an additional 2 hours) trying to adjust the length of these beautiful 2 inch wood slat blinds John hung in the kitchen window.

I HATE blinds! Oh how I HATE these stinkin blinds. I hate strings, and adjusters and stupid little buttons that your supposed to just push into place. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

Dear Engineer People who made these instructions,

You should be sent to the outer limits of hell and sentenced to spend eternity splayed on a metal stake over a burning inferno.

much love,

Dear potential homebuyer,

I apologize for the stupid blinds in the kitchen window. If you think you could do better, I'd love to see it!

much love,


Megan said...

Are you moving?

I feel your pain! We hung our blinds 10 months ago and I just decided to attempt adjusting the length...3 rooms down and 6 to go! Ugh. Who knew tweezers and scotch tape could be such useful tools for adjusting blinds?

Audra said...

we are selling our house...at least that's the plan. We'll be staying in Lincoln...just somewhere a bit bigger...who knew girls could accumulate so much stuff? :)